| This is it folks - The Final Sign of the Apocalypse. Bill Clinton has been named 'Father of The Year", by the National Father's Day Council.
First of all - who the hell is the National Father's Day Council? Do we really need some organization to oversee the purchase of a lousy necktie and a six pack of beer? What the hell do they even do? How much are they paid and where are their offices. I think whoever they are - that is where the revolution should begin!
Second, what exactly are the requirements to become 'Father of the Year' if Bill Clinton can win the title? I guess being a philandering moron with a criminal past and 5 court appearances related to sexual molsetation is part of the correct recipe for success? Oh, and don't foget being thrown out of the Bar for lying under oath to a Grand Jury.
Time to start making our own homemade guns and batten down the hatches. The end is near. I guess the Mayans were off a year - damn that leap year thingy!!! |
